Of hammocks and pomegranates

the snarky manifesto of a phoenix feminist-atheist-chefwannabe-coffeeaddict-thinksshecandoyoga teacher type pesron.

other descriptions of possible interest:
werita spanish interpreter
cheese hater-wine lover
fits well in small spaces
former graywater system installer
multiple-time failed gardener
Who I Follow

Real reasons why women earn 70-80 cents per every dollar men do:

  • Lack of interest in higher-paying science- or math-based jobs, such as engineering, IT, and banking
  • Prioritizing family over career, i.e., by taking a few years off or working part-time while raising a family
  • Greater demand for work-life balance not afforded in many higher-paying senior positions
Reasons why people think women earn 70-80 cents per every dollar men do:
  • discriminationz
Real feminism starts with taking resonsibility.
So ladies, let’s stop bitching, get our science/math/law degrees, prioritize our careers, and start making the big bucks. Or make the decision that other things are more important and take responsbility for that choice.

If newt gingrich or mitt romney are elected president this year, I am going to enact my Move to Argentina 2012 campaign immediately.

the format is not dead after all!

prediction that they are gonna explode soon.

but even if not, still awesome new band.

The obsessive-compulsive in me likes pore cleansing strips way too much.

Why is discovering porn considered a rite of passage for adolescent boys, yet so few women even admit to masturbating?

I want to make myself a t-shirt that says:

I masturbate and I’m proud of it.
This is what a feminist looks like.

..dedicated exclusively to reposting all the ridiculous religious shit my large, very-catholic family posts on facebook. uggghhh.

I can confidently assert that a regular running regimen has done more to improve my character than any religion ever could.

ilovecharts:

I was nervous, but the call went really well. Please call your representative. Tumblr makes it really easy for you.

The Internet is my home; keep it free.

Select the days and times when you’re likely to need Gmail to step in and double check that you want to send that email.
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
From to 10pm to 4am
Difficulty (higher is harder) 1 

But the math questions it gave me were too easy, so I set it to 4/5.

Now if only I could set gmail to not let me use my email until I send it a picture of my room showing that I cleaned it.