December 2009
10 posts
merry xmas, awkwardified
1. seeing your ex bf post a picture of his new, uh, “buddy” and getting a little pang of jealousy: normal (xmas eve) 2. having a dream in which you hang out with said ex and his buddy and he sleeps with you right in front of the girl, pissing her off and making her leave: slightly odd (also xmas eve). 3. telling your ex about the dream and the jealousy: kind of weird (xmas am) 4....
Dec 30th
The better of the two felines
I used to think that if I didn’t get married, I would end up a crazy cat woman. Now I know that I will become a cougar instead.
Dec 23rd
In the course of one week edit
Updated version: I got sick. I worked two 15-hour days shuffling between 3 different jobs each day. I subsequently lost my voice on one of those 15-hour days, but had to continue to teach and try to talk to customers. My laptop broke. My work computer, my only resource at that job (no classroom or textbook), was indefinitely taken away from me. I had to substitute teach a PE class on 2...
Dec 17th
So the other day I was sick and really bored
Lying at home in bed only seems exciting until you do it for a few hours. So I started going through my phone and texting the standard text templates to my friends to see what they would do. Verizon thinks that everyone works in an office as all of its templates are concerned with meetings: “Where is the meeting?” “In a meeting, call you back.” “Sorry, I missed...
Dec 17th
FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now: 1. Why are you such a bitch? 2. No, really, why are you such a bitch? 3. This is the worst job I have ever had, and I hope the school burns to the ground. When no kids are inside. 4. I don’t believe in god, so stop trying to send me home with jesus relics and buying me expensive cross necklaces and angel...
Dec 13th
In the course of about 1 week:
I got sick. I worked two 15-hour days shuffling between 3 different jobs each day. I subsequently lost my voice on one of those 15-hour days, but had to continue to teach and try to talk to customers. My laptop broke. My work computer, my only resource at that job (no classroom or textbook), was indefinitely taken away from me. I had to substitute teach a PE class on 2 hours’...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
I am in the midst of a fun game called my computer is broken again and I have none of my files so I am using my grandparents’ slow ass computer that doesn’t even have microsoft word to find all my resume/job applying type documents from emails and such and store them on the cloud, ie, google docs, so I don’t lose them.
Dec 4th
Seriously, how big does a roll of toilet paper need to be before it is just ridiculous in its super-mega-plush-one-roll-equals-27-regular-rollsishness?
Dec 4th
is this a horrible joke?
Email from studentparent Subjet line: Studentname CCed to me and vice principal Content: Hello, I am writing to request a meeting between the two, my wife and Studentname and myself. This would greatly help me because he tells me __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 4650 (20091130) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32...
Dec 1st