December 2010
4 posts
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Liquor makers would do well to select a nomenclature that rhymes with “party” to edge out Barcardi’s monopoly in every club and rap song. Free advertising to your primary target, yo, why has only one company capitalized on this amazing chance?
But really, let’s party. Down with the Bacardi.
Conversation 20 years from now
My kids: Moooom, you can’t “rock out” to The Strokes!
Me: Oh hell yes I can! (Turn volume all the way up, roll down windows, and make the sign of the horns in front of all their friends).
Based on my assertions to my mom that despite the radio being on volume 20, you cannot rock out to Fleetwood Mac or Elton John.
why?
Why have my last three messages on okcupid (a dating website) been called wink even though I changed my profile to specifically disallow winks? A wink is the most un-message message one can send; it just says “so-and-so sent you a wink!” Nooot really a conversation started and so I disabled them but a few clever guys have figured out a way around it by simply entitling a message...
