I am pretty sure the guy who lives next door to me is unemployed. He also refuses to sit inside his home watching tv, being quietly and depressedly unemployed like everyone else.
Any time I happen to be at home between 8am and 5pm, he is outside on his porch loudly talking on the phone for hours about his baby momma drama or trying to sing metal in his horrible, horrible voice.
“We’re on the hiiiiighwaaaaay to helllll….” Indeed we are, sir.