Of hammocks and pomegranates

the snarky manifesto of a phoenix feminist-atheist-chefwannabe-coffeeaddict-thinksshecandoyoga teacher type pesron.

other descriptions of possible interest:
werita spanish interpreter
cheese hater-wine lover
fits well in small spaces
former graywater system installer
multiple-time failed gardener
Who I Follow

Liquor makers would do well to select a nomenclature that rhymes with “party” to edge out Barcardi’s monopoly in every club and rap song. Free advertising to your primary target, yo, why has only one company capitalized on this amazing chance?

But really, let’s party. Down with the Bacardi.