Of hammocks and pomegranates

the snarky manifesto of a phoenix feminist-atheist-chefwannabe-coffeeaddict-thinksshecandoyoga teacher type pesron.

other descriptions of possible interest:
werita spanish interpreter
cheese hater-wine lover
fits well in small spaces
former graywater system installer
multiple-time failed gardener
Who I Follow

when boring guys message me, see how many lines/replies i can write to turn them off to *me*, instead of just being turned off to them.

ie:

hey fridge girlw asup?

[10:22:43 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:asap?

[10:22:47 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:what should i do asap?

[10:22:52 pm]UAguy61:wasup*

[10:23:00 pm]UAguy61:-.-

[10:23:21 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:i choose not to decode your netspeak

[10:24:11 pm]UAguy61:Alright, I will speak in proper terms then…Hello Refridgerator girl how are you doing today?

[10:25:26 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:very fine, thank you, kind sir

[10:25:49 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:i think you should capatlize Girl and also change it to woman

[10:26:17 pm]UAguy61:Haha, man your a trip.

[10:26:53 pm]zebrasnlionsomy:you’re

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